Front said, "Dad, because of you, I had all the tools I needed to grow up to be happy and successful.
So I opened the card and on the inside it said, "And don't worry. I put them all back where I got them" (yeah, right)
Feeling something else in the envelope, I opened it up and saw the key to my wife's scooter, which had been in his pocket for past four days.
Sometimes he forgets to return the scooter for 2-3 days. 