Santa gets careless

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Santa gets careless

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Wheelman got run over by a scooter
A jolly man in red was riding through
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and Wheelman know it isn't true
Wheelman was chugging cups of egg-nog
We all begged him not to go
He forgot his medication
And staggered out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
Lying in the street a crumpled mass
He had tread-marks on his forehead
And a PG Long shoved up his a___
We're all so proud of Mrs. Wheelman
She's taking this much better than you think
See, she's dancing with the mailman
And mixing margaritas in the sink
The ham is on the dining table
'Nanna puddin' covered with vanilla wafer
Wheelman would have sat right here beside me
If only Santa rode a little safer

Merry
Christmas one and all
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Re: Santa gets careless

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Greetings:

The proctologist said the PG Long was easier to remove than the Arrow chamber. Anyone have a Donut saddle?
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