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Aunt Lefty
Greetings:
Brad the Cubed points out:
Sorry for your loss. Happy you got approximated at 60. Hard to refute that one. You've proven to be over half as fast as our Hawaiian brothers say they are...
Top Five Things Not to Say to the Officer:
5: "Did your daughter get that abortion I suggested?"
4: "I pay your salary you effin' flatfoot."
3: "Mr. Washington under my license says I wasn't speeding".
2: "I was late to my Al Quaeda meeting".
1: "Sorry I was too drunk to read my speedometer".
Brad the Cubed points out:
Wheelman's aunt Lefty died of a Infraction. Going 60 in a 45 zone with 95mm drum brakes = generally a bad idea. Particularly with the Constabulary nearby. Plus leaving faceprints on a Corolla door can hurt. YMMV.Is that second infraction for not having a motorcycle licsence? Aw man that sucks....
Sorry for your loss. Happy you got approximated at 60. Hard to refute that one. You've proven to be over half as fast as our Hawaiian brothers say they are...
Top Five Things Not to Say to the Officer:
5: "Did your daughter get that abortion I suggested?"
4: "I pay your salary you effin' flatfoot."
3: "Mr. Washington under my license says I wasn't speeding".
2: "I was late to my Al Quaeda meeting".
1: "Sorry I was too drunk to read my speedometer".
Wheelman-111
Most of my money is spent on scooterparts. The rest is just wasted.
"ISO": '03 Vespa ET4 Malossi187 74MPH
Flash 9: 2001 Elite SR Contesta 72 ZX Tran, 9:1 Gears, Stock Airbox/Carb/Pipe 58.8 MPH
Punkin: 2010 Vespa/Malossi S78, 61MPH
Most of my money is spent on scooterparts. The rest is just wasted.
"ISO": '03 Vespa ET4 Malossi187 74MPH
Flash 9: 2001 Elite SR Contesta 72 ZX Tran, 9:1 Gears, Stock Airbox/Carb/Pipe 58.8 MPH
Punkin: 2010 Vespa/Malossi S78, 61MPH
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Under KaliFurnia Rule, anything that doesn't resemble two large spoked wheels driven by a deck of cards and clothespins on the wheel - is considered a 'MotrSickle.'bradthreee wrote:Is that second infraction for not having a motorcycle licsence? Aw man that sucks....
Breaks down like dis:
1. Motorized BIcycles (as described loosely above; requiring D/L only
2. Motor Bikes (49 - 150cc) Djep! Dis mean youse Aero/Spree-Elitists, but if'n yer scoot's got PEDALS on it, refer to #1)
3. Actual MotrSickle (150cc and above - 'freeway legal')
Numbers #2 and #3 require the same M1 Idetia, earned 'n purchased from yer good buds @ Le Dee Em Vee.
CaptDan>
Not necessarily. Here are some mitigating defense suggestions - ASSuming you don't have a traffic rap sheet longer than Pinocchio's nose:cccphonda wrote:I just got my permit today so the no license part should get reduced but as for the speed I think I'm screwed
1. "Uh, Yer Honor, I REALLY thought I was doing 45, but my (insert bike model here)'s speedo hasn't been working right.
2. 'Guilty Yer Honor; I'm truly sorry. I try very hard to drive safely, but the guy in the '65 DeVille was tailgating me. {Depending on the look/demeanor of the Judge, feel free to substitute: Volvo Wagon, Escalade, Grand Cherokee, etc etc.}
CaptDan>